i bought a rainbow glitter alligator plush and i’ve decided to name her theda like from pearl

when the interview is over i’m going to the dispensary next door i need to be high like immediately

whitmanic:

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ectoviolet:

i’m so anxious i feel like i’m going to throw up and they’re just making me Stand in the store waiting for the interviewer to show up

and apparently she’s going to be another five minutes meaning i’ll have been standing here for twenty fucking minutes. awesome.

i’m so anxious i feel like i’m going to throw up and they’re just making me Stand in the store waiting for the interviewer to show up

i should probably eat something quick so i don’t embarrass myself with my stomach growling during the interview